Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Who Am I?

So...who might these good-looking tots be? Glad you asked. The two adorable little people you see here are me and my brother, circa 1979. It's worth noting that I was a sexy beast even then (note the crossed-leg swag). My brother has since become quite the heartbreaker himself. Why the trip down memory lane? Again, glad you asked. I figure, if you're gonna spend time here with me, you should know a little about me. These shocking and amazing revelations (not really, but...anyway) are in no particular order, which should give you some insight into my garbled thinking right there. Here goes..

Oh The Rain...

This right here...because it's raining. And because you are my friends.

Friday, January 25, 2013

Why I Haven't Been To Church In Weeks...

So...this guy here is the reason I haven't been to church in weeks. Kind of. For those of you who don't know, this is Oliver North. His story is a long one, most of the details of which you probably won't give a fuck about, so I'll summarize. Oliver North was a big-time military dude when Reagan was president. He got involved in some shady shit the pres and his homies cooked up, lied to congress about it, took the blame, wrote some books and now he works for Faux I mean, Fox News, where his job is to disrespect the totally awesome President Obama and I think he does some stuff about war heroes and shit like that. For some strange reason, he's still down with the party that sold his ass down the river and that's that.

That being said, I'm sure he's a very  nice guy. At least, he seemed to be a nice enough guy when I heard him speak at church, which brings me to the point of this post. You may ask - what the hell was Oliver North doing at your church? That, my friends, was my question exactly.